friendship quotes collage

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. ~Doug Larson



The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind. ~Kahlil Gibran The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind. ~Kahlil Gibran



Diplomacy: The business of handling a porcupine without disturbing the quills. ~Author Unknown



Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no known way to kill it that does not involve nuclear weapons. ~Dave Barry



Pessimist: One who, when he has the choice of two evils, chooses both. ~Oscar Wilde



A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. ~Victor Hugo



The commonest form of malnutrition in the western world is obesity. ~Mervyn Deitel



People who do not understand themselves have a craving for understanding. ~Wilhelm Stekel



We do not remember days; we remember moments. ~Cesare Pavese, The Burning Brand



Some people talk of morality, and some of religion, but give me a little snug property. ~Maria Edgeworth



No man can put a chain about the ankle of his fellow man without at last finding the other end fastened about his own neck. ~Frederick Douglass, speech, Civil Rights Mass Meeting, Washington, D.C., 1883



Wisdom crieth without; she uttereth her voice in the streets: She crieth in the chief place of concourse, in the openings of the gates: in the city she uttereth her words, saying, How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge? ~Proverbs 1:20-22



Wine is bottled poetry. ~Robert Louis Stevenson



People demand freedom of speech as a compensation for the freedom of thought which they seldom use. ~Soren Kierkegaard



Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. ~Steven Kloves (screenplay), Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, 2004, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore



But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface. ~Mark Twain



Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop. ~Usman B. Asif



No matter how carefully you stored the lights last year, they will be snarled again this Christmas. ~Robert Kirby



Jefferson thought schools would produce free men: we prove him right by putting dropouts in jail. ~Benjamin R. Barber



Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. ~Fran Lebowitz