cute quotes about myself

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept. ~Doug Larson



Work expands so as to fill the time available for its completion. ~C. Northcote Parkinson, 1958



For me, mowing the lawn with a very loud gas-powered mower is the best time for karaoke. And I'm sure my neighbors would agree. ~Author Unknown



A good book on your shelf is a friend that turns its back on you and remains a friend. ~Author Unknown



College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. ~George Gobel



Bush and Gore make me want to Ralph! ~Author Unknown



Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it. ~Mark Twain



How often one sees people looking far and wide for what they are holding in their hands? Why! I am doing it myself at this very moment. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Even the best needles are not sharp at both ends. ~Chinese Proverb



If you've never been thrilled to the very edges of your soul by a flower in spring bloom, maybe your soul has never been in bloom. ~Terri Guillemets



It doesn't do to be sentimental about cats; the best ones don't respect you for it. ~Susan Howatch



Humor has a way of bringing people together. It unites people. In fact, I'm rather serious when I suggest that someone should plant a few whoopee cushions in the United Nations. ~Ron Dentinger



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When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys. ~Andrew G. Dehel



I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth. ~Chico Marx



Thou ought to be nice, even to superstition, in keeping thy promises, and therefore equally cautious in making them. ~Thomas Fuller



Sex is God's joke on human beings. ~Bette Davis



There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. ~George Carlin



Snowmen fall from heaven... unassembled. ~Author Unknown



Were it not for music, we might in these days say, the Beautiful is dead. ~Benjamin Disraeli