funny quotes in pictures

Call on God, but row away from the rocks. ~Indian Proverb Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job. ~Paul Schullery



Kids today, all they talk about is big air. I say, stay on the mountain, that's where the action is. If you want big air, pull my finger. ~Smooth Johnson



If one dream should fall and break into a thousand pieces, never be afraid to pick one of those pieces up and begin again. ~Flavia Weedn, Flavia and the Dream Maker, � Flavia.com



People who enjoy meetings should not be in charge of anything. ~Thomas Sowell People who fish for food, and sport be damned, are called pot-fishermen. The more expert ones are called crack pot-fishermen. All other fishermen are called crackpot fishermen. This is confusing. ~Ed Zern, 1947



Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. ~Harold Coffin



So let me remind you tonight that change will not be easy. That change will take time. There will be setbacks, and false starts, and sometimes we will make mistakes. But as hard as it may seem, we cannot lose hope. Because there are people all across this country who are counting on us.... ~Barack Obama, 2008 Jan 26, Columbia, South Carolina



Go the extra mile. It's never crowded. ~Author Unknown



The larger the island of knowledge, the longer the shoreline of wonder. ~Ralph W. Sockman



Thus the whirligig of time brings in his revenges. ~William Shakespeare



To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult with every year. ~Elwyn Brooks White



Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken. ~Author Unknown



God's mill grinds slow, but sure. ~George Herbert



We have, I fear, confused power with greatness. ~Stewart Udall



Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. ~Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard



Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes; but no plans. ~Peter F. Drucker



I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear. ~Phyllis Diller



The most decisive actions of our life... are most often unconsidered actions. ~Andre Gide, The Counterfeiters, 1926



Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti. ~Jim Davis, "Garfield" (Please note: In its original context, this is NOT about vegetarianism)



Perhaps no person can be a poet, or can even enjoy poetry, without a certain unsoundness of mind. ~Thomas Babington Macaulay



We create an environment where it is alright to hate, to steal, to cheat, and to lie if we dress it up with symbols of respectability, dignity and love. ~Whitney Moore, Jr.