funny spanish quotes

How good does a female athlete have to be before we just call her an athlete? ~Author Unknown



Few of us write great novels; all of us live them. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



When I am anxious it is because I am living in the future. When I am depressed it is because I am living in the past. ~Author Unknown



Women agonize... over cancer; we take as a personal threat the lump in every friend's breast. ~Martha Weinman Lear, Heartsounds



Sometime they'll give a war and nobody will come. ~Carl Sandburg



No one ever regarded the First of January with indifference. It is that from which all date their time, and count upon what is left. It is the nativity of our common Adam. ~Charles Lamb



It will not do to investigate the subject of religion too closely, as it is apt to lead to infidelity. ~Abraham Lincoln, quoted in What Great Men Think Of Religion by Ira Cardiff



A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat. ~Old New York Proverb



All men whilst they are awake are in one common world: but each of them, when he is asleep, is in a world of his own. ~Plutarch



Those who stand for nothing fall for anything. ~Alexander Hamilton



No man will be found in whose mind airy notions do not sometimes tyrannize, and force him to hope or fear beyond the limits of sober probability. ~Samuel Johnson



We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls. ~Bill Bryson



I'm sixty years of age. That's 16 Celsius. ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997



The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it. ~Arthur Schopenhauer



I, with a deeper instinct, choose a man who compels my strength, who makes enormous demands on me, who does not doubt my courage or my toughness, who does not believe me naive or innocent, who has the courage to treat me like a woman. ~Anais Nin



The average man will bristle if you say his father was dishonest, but he will brag a little if he discovers that his great-grandfather was a pirate. ~Bern Williams



It's not a slam at you when people are rude - it's a slam at the people they've met before. ~F. Scott Fitzgerald



Quit yourselves like men, and fight. ~I Samuel 5:9



Sickness comes on horseback but departs on foot. ~Dutch Proverb, sometimes attributed to William C. Hazlitt



In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. ~Albert Schweitzer