inspirational quotes for office

Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again. ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson



If I only had a little humility, I would be perfect. ~Ted Turner



May you live all the days of your life. ~Irish blessing, also attributed to Jonathan Swift



Flowers... are a proud assertion that a ray of beauty outvalues all the utilities of the world. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson, 1844



More good things in life are lost by indifference than ever were lost by active hostility. ~Robert Gordon Menzies



God gives us dreams a size too big so that we can grow in them. ~Author Unknown



Seeing so much poverty everywhere makes me think that God is not rich. He gives the appearance of it, but I suspect some financial difficulties. ~Victor Hugo, Les Miserables, 1862



Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality. ~Clifton Fadiman



There ought, I thought, to be a ritual for being born twice - patched, retreaded and approved for the road. ~Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar, Chapter 20 There seems to be a terrible misunderstanding on the part of a great many people to the effect that when you cease to believe you may cease to behave. ~Louis Kronenberger



The perfect temperature for tea is two degrees hotter than just right. ~Terri Guillemets



A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something. ~Harold Coffin



Once, it was so damned dry, the bushes followed the dogs around. ~Nancy Dedera



A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. ~Dave Barry, "Things That It Took Me 50 Years to Learn"



The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. ~Oscar Wilde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891



A man needs self-acceptance or he can't live with himself; he needs self-criticism or others can't live with him. ~James A. Pike



The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish. ~Fred Barling, "Humorscope"



The best things in life are unexpected - because there were no expectations. ~Eli Khamarov, Surviving on Planet Reebok



You could move. ~Abigail Van Buren, "Dear Abby," in response to a reader who complained that a gay couple was moving in across the street and wanted to know what he could do to improve the quality of the neighborhood



Never lend books, for no one ever returns them; the only books I have in my library are books that other folks have lent me. ~Anatole France



I'd play every day if I could. It's cheaper than a shrink and there are no telephones on my golf cart. ~Brent Musburger