Wednesday, April 27, 2011

cool quotes on exams

cool quotes on exams





cool quotes on exams cool quotes on exams cool quotes on exams



cool quotes on exams cool quotes on exams cool quotes on exams







It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time. ~Author Unknown



Beauty and folly are generally companions. ~Baltasar Gracian



One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters. ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640



Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. ~Jim Beggs



Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it. ~Author Unknown



Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills. ~Clifford Odets



I do like a little bit of butter to my bread. ~A.A. Milne, When We Were Very Young



Reading - the best state yet to keep absolute loneliness at bay. ~William Styron



Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. Except a creature be part coward it is not a compliment to say it is brave. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar, 1894



Fort Yuma is probably the hottest place on earth. The thermometer stays at one hundred and twenty in the shade there all the time - except when it varies and goes higher. It is a U.S. military post, and its occupants get so used to the terrific heat that they suffer without it. There is a tradition... that a very, very wicked soldier died there, once, and of course, went straight to the hottest corner of perdition, - and the next day he telegraphed back for his blankets. ~Mark Twain, Roughing It, 1872, chapter LVI



Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools. ~Albert Einstein



If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, where X is work, Y is play, and Z is keep your mouth shut. ~Albert Einstein



Hugs are the universal medicine. ~Author Unknown



People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. ~Faith Resnick



If names are not correct, language will not be in accordance with the truth of things. ~Confucius



My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing. ~Lonzo Idolswine



It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner. ~Ladies Home Journal, 1948



The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state. ~J. Osterhout



A play should give you something to think about. When I see a play and understand it the first time, then I know it can't be much good. ~T.S. Eliot, New York Post, 22 September 1963



If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides. ~Old Yiddish Proverb

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