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Walking isn't a lost art - one must, by some means, get to the garage. ~Evan Esar



Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. ~Ambrose Redmoon



Michael W. Fox, vice-president of the Humane Society, said that, "to call an animal with whom you share your life a 'pet,' is reminiscent of men's magazines where you (a figure of speech, don't take it personally) have the Pet of the Month." It is supposed that the continued use of the word "pet" to designate dogs or cats threatens to reduce their level of respect to the current status of twentieth century North American women. Now that's radical. ~The McGill Red Herring



Hay is more acceptable to an ass than gold. ~Latin Proverb



If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too? ~Steven Wright



Above all else: go out with a sense of humor. It is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. ~Hugh Sidey



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This is one of the disadvantages of wine: it makes a man mistake words for thought. ~Samuel Johnson



Please don't feed the dust bunnies. ~Author Unknown



Every one of us has in him a continent of undiscovered character. Blessed is he who acts the Columbus to his own soul. ~Author Unknown



Courage is tiny pieces of fear all glued together. ~Terri Guillemets



I am told to just be myself, but as much as I have practiced the impression, I am still no good at it. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Human beings invent just as many ways to sabotage their lives as to improve them. ~Mark Goulston, Get Out of Your Own Way: Overcoming Self-Defeating Behavior, 1996



She seemed glad to see me when I appeared in the kitchen, and by watching her I began to think there was some skill involved in being a girl. ~Harper Lee, To Kill a Mockingbird, Chapter 12



Your safety gears are between your ears. ~Author Unknown



As long as society is anti-gay, then it will seem like being gay is anti-social. ~Joseph Francis



To the aesthete it is an art form, an athletic ballet. To the spiritually inclined it is a religion. ~Paul Gardner



People tell me that the countryside must always be stupid and backward, and I get angry, as if it were said that only townspeople had immortal souls, and that it was only in the city that the flame of divinity breathed into the first men had an unobscured glow. ~George William Russell



An election is coming. Universal peace is declared, and the foxes have a sincere interest in prolonging the lives of the poultry. ~George Eliot, Felix Holt, Chapter 5



Temperance and labor are the two true physicians of man. ~Jean Jacques Rousseau