cute quotes about smiling and laughing

You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense. ~Jane Pauley



Remember: "I" before "E," except in Budweiser. ~Author Unknown



Hospitality, n. The virtue which induces us to feed and lodge certain persons who are not in need of food and lodging. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911



I guess I have never really doubted that we are all born to our guardian angel. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



A man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth. ~Luke 12:15



The American people have now spoken, but it's going to take a little while to determine what they've said. ~Bill Clinton, about the 2000 election



If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. ~Will Rogers



I feel that I am a citizen of the American dream and that the revolutionary struggle of which I am a part is a struggle against the American nightmare. ~Eldridge Cleaver



Your body is a temple, but keep the spirits on the outside. ~Author Unknown



Even if you've been fishing for three hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and sunburn, you're still better off than the worm. ~Author Unknown



To conquer oneself is a greater task than conquering others. ~Buddha



Cricket is baseball on valium. ~Robin Williams



Bore, n. A person who talks when you wish him to listen. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary



There is nothing that war has ever achieved that we could not better achieve without it. ~Havelock Ellis



Gluttony is not a secret vice. ~Orson Welles



Science does not know its debt to imagination. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



There may be liberty and justice for all, but there are tax breaks only for some. ~Martin A. Sullivan



The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. ~Helen Rowland



Here is the test to find whether your mission on earth is finished. If you're alive, it isn't. ~Richard Bach



No one sees what is before his feet: they scan the tracks of heaven. ~Marcus Tullius Cicero