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The slogan of the National Association of Landlords is the commaless "We Shelter You America." The truth of the matter is, however, that landlords shelter no one, while in fact the law shelters them... from the immediate expropriation that would occur if there were not force of gun and jail to back up this phoney, abusive, so-called property right. ~Fred Woodworth, Rent: An Injustice



A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



It all depends on how we look at things, and not on how things are in themselves. The least of things with a meaning is worth more in life than the greatest of things without it. ~Carl Jung



There is only one thing about which I am certain, and that is that there is very little about which one can be certain. ~W. Somerset Maugham



If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. ~Aristotle Onassis



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I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser. ~Arnold Palmer



Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness. ~George Jean Nathan, House of Satan



God is not a cosmic bellboy for whom we can press a button to get things done. ~Harry Emerson Fosdick



Perhaps they are not the stars, but rather openings in Heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy. ~Author Unknown



I have had more trouble with myself than with any other man I have ever met. ~Dwight Lyman Moody



Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. Except a creature be part coward it is not a compliment to say it is brave. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar, 1894



Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. ~Victor Hugo



A crying baby is the best form of birth control. ~Carole Tabron



I wish life had an Undo function. ~Author Unknown



It is impossible to discourage the real writers - they don't give a damn what you say, they're going to write. ~Sinclair Lewis



Everything can be improved. ~Clarence W. Barron



Cruelty must be whitewashed by a moral excuse, and pretense of reluctance. ~George Bernard Shaw



What soap is for the body, tears are for the soul. ~Jewish Proverb



Just once it might be instructive to pretend you're accepting an award for failure, just to see who you would thank. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com