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Laying in bed this morning contemplating how amazing it would be if somehow Oscar Wilde and Mae West could twitter from the grave... ~Dita Von Teese



Traverse: One of two ways to stop while skiing. Tree: The other method. ~Author Unknown



Man never made any material as resilient as the human spirit. ~Bern Williams



A good neighbor will babysit. A great neighbor will babysit twins. ~Author Unknown



Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. ~Author Unknown



Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies. ~Edward Abbey



We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person. ~W. Somerset Maugham



What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog. ~Dwight D. Eisenhower



Anger and folly walk cheek by jole. ~Benjamin Franklin



It was that kind of a crazy afternoon, terrifically cold, and no sun out or anything, and you felt like you were disappearing every time you crossed a road. ~J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye, Chapter 1



The most important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them. ~Stephen King



Seeking happiness, I passed many travelers headed in the opposite direction, seeking happiness. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



The trouble with America is that there are far too many wide-open spaces surrounded by teeth. ~Charles Luckman



Then there's the joy of getting your desk clean, and knowing that all your letters are answered, and you can see the wood on it again. ~Lady Bird Johnson



Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. ~Erma Bombeck



Circa: Latin, literally meaning about; used to describe various dates that are uncertain; often abbreviated c. or ca.



I always thought it was a ridiculous name for a prison. Sing Sing, I mean. Sounds more like an opera house. ~From the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's, 1961, screenplay by George Axelrod, based on the novella by Truman Capote, spoken by the character Holly Golightly



At the base of it was the urge, if you wanted to play football, to knock someone down, that was what the sport was all about, the will to win closely linked with contact. ~George Plimpton



Fans never fall asleep at our games, because they're afraid they might get hit by a pass. ~George Raveling



You will find poetry nowhere unless you bring some of it with you. ~Joseph Joubert