quotes and sayings for myspace

We picture love as heart-shaped because we do not know the shape of the soul. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



In my age, as in my youth, night brings me many a deep remorse. I realize that from the cradle up I have been like the rest of the race - never quite sane in the night. ~Mark Twain



Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting somebody else to do the work. ~John G. Pollard



Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives. ~John Stuard Mill



If you must love your neighbor as yourself, it is at least as fair to love yourself as your neighbor. ~Nicholas de Chamfort



He takes men out of time and makes them feel eternity. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson



A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other. ~Author Unknown



Some of the secret joys of living are not found by rushing from point A to point B, but by inventing some imaginary letters along the way. ~Douglas Pagels, These Are the Gifts I'd Like to Give to You



All men are tempted. There is no man that lives that can't be broken down, provided it is the right temptation, put in the right spot. ~Henry Ward Beecher, Proverbs from Plymouth Pulpit, 1887



Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary



Money may talk, but chocolate sings. ~Author Unknown



Squash is boxing with racquets. ~Jonah Barrington



The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. ~George Orwell



Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds. ~Author Unknown



A "Normal" person is the sort of person that might be designed by a committee. You know, "Each person puts in a pretty color and it comes out gray." ~Alan Sherman



Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. ~Charlie McCarthy



Our blunders mostly come from letting our wishes interpret our duties. ~Author Unknown



Take a man out of the trenches, make him a straw boss, and he develops a belly. ~Martin H. Fischer



When did the future switch from being a promise to being a threat? ~Chuck Palahniuk



Be enthusiastic. Remember the placebo effect - 30% of medicine is showbiz. ~Ronald Spark