sheeple quotes

When a programming language is created that allows programmers to program in simple English, it will be discovered that programmers cannot speak English. ~Author Unknown



There are only three ages for women in Hollywood - Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. ~Goldie Hawn



It's not enough just to change parties in this election. If we hope to truly transform this country, we have to change our politics too. It's time to turn the page. ~Barack Obama, 2007 Jun 19, Washington, D.C.



A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. ~Paul Sweeney



It's all right letting yourself go, as long as you can get yourself back. ~Mick Jagger



Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life. ~Yiddish Proverb



Every true history must force us to remember that the past was once as real as the present and as uncertain as the future. ~George Macaulay Trevelyan, Clio, A Muse



This is my history; like all other histories, a narrative of misery. ~Samuel Johnson



He dares to be a fool, and that is the first step in the direction of wisdom. ~James Gibbons Huneker



The prime purpose of being four is to enjoy being four - of secondary importance is to prepare for being five. ~Jim Trelease, The Read-Aloud Handbook, 1985



We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once. ~Calvin Coolidge We cannot do everything at once, but we can do something at once. ~Calvin Coolidge



From our ancestors come our names, but from our virtues our honors. ~Proverb



Taxes grow without rain. ~Jewish Proverb



The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state. ~J. Osterhout



Basketball is like war in that offensive weapons are developed first, and it always takes a while for the defense to catch up. ~Red Auerbach



Man becomes man only by his intelligence, but he is man only by his heart. ~Henri Frederic Amiel



I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical. ~Arthur C. Clarke



The strongest man in the world is he who stands alone. ~Henrik Ibsen



Men rarely (if ever) manage to dream up a god superior to themselves. Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child. ~Robert Heinlein, Notebooks of Lazarus Long



The first thing in the human personality that dissolves in alcohol is dignity. ~Author Unknown