quotes on lohri

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. ~Author Unknown



Here's to alcohol, the cause of - and solution to - all life's problems. ~The Simpsons by Matt Groening, spoken by the character Homer Simpson



Just the omission of Jane Austen's books alone would make a fairly good library out of a library that hadn't a book in it. ~Mark Twain



Common sense is not so common. ~Voltaire



If Heaven made him - earth can find some use for him. ~Chinese Proverb If history could teach us anything, it would be that private property is inextricably linked with civilization. ~Ludwig von Mises



If I don't write to empty my mind, I go mad. ~Lord Byron



I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it. ~Groucho Marx



RISING.SUN detected: (A)nother coffee, (C)old shower, (S)leep? ~Author Unknown



Society is doing a great deal for the workingman, for the lower classes; but it seems to me, sometimes, as if it formed associations to obtain for them toys, and then formed other associations to teach them to play with them. ~John B. Gough



All fishermen are liars; it's an occupational disease with them like housemaid's knee or editor's ulcers. ~Beatrice Cook, Till Fish Do Us Part, 1949



It is a sad fact about our culture that a poet can earn much more money writing or talking about his art than he can by practicing it. ~W.H. Auden



Failure is an event, never a person. ~William D. Brown, Welcome Stress!



No woman can call herself free who does not own and control her body. No woman can call herself free until she can choose consciously whether she will or will not be a mother. ~Margaret Sanger



Waste is a tax on the whole people. ~Albert W. Atwood



A morning without coffee is like sleep. ~Author Unknown



Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry: for that shall abide with him of his labour the days of his life, which God giveth him under the sun. ~Ecclesiastes 8:15



Winter is the time of promise because there is so little to do - or because you can now and then permit yourself the luxury of thinking so. ~Stanley Crawford



Who is rich? He who rejoices in his portion. ~The Talmud



Every improvement in communication makes the bore more terrible. ~Frank Moore Colby



Be well, do good work, and keep in touch. ~Garrison Keillor