birthday quotes for uncle

There are too many people, and too few human beings. ~Robert Zend



Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice. ~Author Unknown



Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago. ~Author Unknown



I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants. ~Dave Beard



Nothing is further than Earth from Heaven: nothing is nearer than Heaven to Earth. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Memories are stitched with love. ~Author Unknown



Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human, 1878



Fate tried to conceal him by naming him Smith. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.



There are things that we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we can't live without but have to let go. ~Author Unknown



Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell. ~Edna St. Vincent Millay



The use of solar energy has not been opened up because the oil industry does not own the sun. ~Ralph Nader



Why should a man's mind have been thrown into such close, sad, sensational, inexplicable relations with such a precarious object as his body? ~Thomas Hardy



Save a tree. Eat a beaver. ~Author Unknown



The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil. ~Author Unknown



All problems become smaller if you don't dodge them but confront them. ~William F. Halsey



The things that will destroy America are prosperity-at-any-price, peace-at-any-price, safety-first instead of duty-first, the love of soft living, and the get-rich-quick theory of life. ~Theodore Roosevelt



Alexandros of Antioch took a block of marble and chiseled away from it everything that was not his masterpiece, the Venus de Milo. If you will chisel away one fault from your character every day, you may discover -



Overcast with drizzles - O! we neurotics welcome the riddance of that pesky sunshine. ~Terri Guillemets



A poet can survive everything but a misprint. ~Oscar Wilde



I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. ~Fred Allen