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I scrapbook therefore I am - broke. ~Author Unknown



In any other sport, if you miss the catch all you lose is the ball. ~Author Unknown



Sometimes people call me an idealist. Well, that is the way I know I am an American. America is the only idealistic nation in the world. ~Woodrow Wilson



Dig a trench through a landfill and you will see layers of phone books like geographical strata or layers of cake.... During a recent landfill dig in Phoenix, I found newspapers dating from 1952 that looked so fresh you might read one over breakfast. ~William Rathje, The Economist, 8 September 1990



A good garden may have some weeds. ~Thomas Fuller, Gnomologia, 1732



Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. ~Soren Kierkegaard



Curiosity is the very basis of education and if you tell me that curiosity killed the cat, I say only the cat died nobly. ~Arnold Edinborough



There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare. ~Tallulah Bankhead



The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps



The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes. ~William James



If you doubt yourself, then indeed you stand on shaky ground. ~Henrik Ibsen



For thousands of years, human beings had screwed up and trashed and crapped on this planet, and now history expected me to clean up after everyone. I have to wash out and flatten my soup cans. And account for every drop of used motor oil. And I have to foot the bill for nuclear waste and buried gasoline tanks and landfilled toxic sludge dumped a generation before I was born. ~Chuck Palahniuk, Fight Club, Chapter 16



Adolescence: A stage between infancy and adultery. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911



History was a trash bag of random coincidences torn open in a wind. Surely, Watt with his steam engine, Faraday with his electric motor, and Edison with his incandescent light bulb did not have it as their goal to contribute to a fuel shortage some day that would place their countries at the mercy of Arab oil. ~Joseph Heller, Good as Gold



Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. ~Hector Berlioz



Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember. ~Author Unknown



The whole of nature, as has been said, is a conjugation of the verb to eat, in the active and in the passive. ~William Ralph Inge



Time is painted with a lock before, and bald behind, signifying thereby that we must take time by the forelock; for, when it is once past, there is no recalling it. ~Jonathan Swift



Hate cages all the good things about you. ~Terri Guillemets



Breathing is the greatest pleasure in life. ~Giovanni Papini