funny friday quotes

Historians are gossips who tease the dead. ~Voltaire, Scribbling Books



Follow your passion, and success will follow you. ~Terri Guillemets



Flowers really do intoxicate me. ~Vita Sackville-West



In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted. ~Bertrand Russell



Everything has been said before, but since nobody listens we have to keep going back and beginning all over again. ~Andre Gide, Le traite du Narcisse, 1891 Everything I eat has been proved by some doctor or other to be a deadly poison, and everything I don't eat has been proved to be indispensable for life. But I go marching on. ~George Bernard Shaw



My goal is to deny yours. ~Hockey Saying



Sleep: a poor substitute for caffeine. ~Author Unknown



I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss. ~Dave Barry



The real source of almost all our crimes, if the trouble is taken to trace them to a common origin, will be found to be in idleness. ~Walter Gaston Shotwell



I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense. ~Gene Perret



So shines the setting sun on adverse skies, and paints a rainbow on the storm. ~Isaac Watts



Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. ~Anatole France



The Pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts. No Americans have been more impoverished than these who, nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving. ~H.U. Westermayer



In thee my soul shall own combined the sister and the friend. ~Catherine Killigrew



It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. ~Agnes Repplier



The assumption that animals are without rights and the illusion that our treatment of them has no moral significance is a positively outrageous example of Western crudity and barbarity. Universal compassion is the only guarantee of morality. ~Schopenhauer



One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball. ~Don Carter



A bargain is something you can't use at a price you can't resist. ~Franklin P. Jones



The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations. ~David Friedman



On this shrunken globe, men can no longer live as strangers. ~Adlai E. Stevenson