quotes on victory

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. ~David Perry



There are but three events in a man's life: birth, life, and death. He is not conscious of being born, he dies in pain, and he forgets to live. ~Jean de la Bruyere



Programming is similar to a game of golf. The point is not getting the ball in the hole but how many strokes it takes. ~Harlan Mills



A neurotic's problems are invisible to others - and to himself, as well. ~Terri Guillemets



No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only two inches taller. ~Steven Wright



First God created time; then God created man that man might, in the course of time, perfect himself; then God decided that He'd better create eternity. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



There is something in sickness that breaks down the pride of manhood. ~Charles Dickens



When most people see an adult skipping they assume it must be on the way either to or from the asylum. ~Terri Guillemets



Nothing there but basketball, a game which won't be fit for people until they set the basket umbilicus-high and return the giraffes to the zoo. ~Ogden Nash



More than anything else the sensation is one of perfect peace mingled with an excitement that strains every nerve to the utmost, if you can conceive of such a combination. ~Wilbur Wright



We are not the same persons this year as last; nor are those we love. It is a happy chance if we, changing, continue to love a changed person. ~W. Somerset Maugham



It's one-on-one out there, man. There ain't no hiding. I can't pass the ball. ~Pete Sampras It's only a matter of inches, but skipping gets me just that much closer to heaven. ~Jessi Lane Adams



Civilization... wrecks the planet from seafloor to stratosphere. ~Richard Bach



A criminal becomes a popular figure because he unburdens in no small degree the consciences of his fellow man, for now they know once more where evil is to be found. ~Carl G. Jung



A touchstone to determine the actual worth of an "intellectual" - find out how he feels about astrology. ~Robert A. Heinlein



There is no gravity. The earth sucks. ~Graffito



If you don't take care of yourself, the undertaker will overtake that responsibility for you. ~Carrie Latet



A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. ~Author Unknown



One of irony's greatest accomplishments is that one cannot punish the wrongdoing of another without committing a wrongdoing himself. ~Anonymous