funny marriage quotes

May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. ~Edward Abbey



Smiling is my favorite exercise. ~Author Unknown



The black moment is the moment when the real message of transformation is going to come. At the darkest moment comes the light. ~Joseph Campbell



A birth control pill for men, that's fair. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest. ~Author Unknown



Polished brass will pass upon more people than rough gold. ~Lord Chesterfield



Love withers under constraints: its very essence is liberty: it is compatible neither with obedience, jealousy, nor fear: it is there most pure, perfect, and unlimited where its votaries live in confidence, equality and unreserve. ~Percy Bysshe Shelley



Reading is to the mind what exercise is to the body. ~Richard Steele, Tatler, 1710



My opinion is that anybody offended by breastfeeding is staring too hard. ~David Allen



One of the things about equality is not just that you be treated equally to a man, but that you treat yourself equally to the way you treat a man. ~Marlo Thomas



Nothing diminishes anxiety faster than action. ~Walter Anderson, The Confidence Course, 1997



The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people. ~Karl Marx



It is well for people who think, to change their minds occasionally in order to keep them clean. ~Luther Burbank



When you're green you're growing, and when you're ripe you start to rot. ~Ray Kroc



The attention span of a computer is only as long as its power cord. ~Author Unknown



While the spirit of neighborliness was important on the frontier because neighbors were so few, it is even more important now because our neighbors are so many. ~Lady Bird Johnson



Whatever thrift is, it is not avarice. Avarice is not generous; and, after all, it is the thrifty people who are generous. ~Lord Rosebery



Women are afraid of mice and of murder, and of very little in between. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966



The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it. ~John Gilmore, 1993



He showed that fame may be won and what services be rendered by a plain son of the people unaided by any gifts of fortune. ~James Bryce



Perhaps no place in any community is so totally democratic as the town library. The only entrance requirement is interest. ~Lady Bird Johnson