funny beer quotes

It is the little writer rather than the great writer who seems never to quote, and the reason is that he is never really doing anything else. ~Havelock Ellis



Personal protective equipment is self-defense. ~Author Unknown



I would sort out all the arguments and see which belonged to fear and which to creativeness. Other things being equal, I would make the decision which had the larger number of creative reasons on its side. ~Katharine Butler Hathaway



A book must be an ice-axe to break the seas frozen inside our soul. ~Franz Kafka



Adults are obsolete children. ~Dr. Seuss



Heaven knows we need never be ashamed of our tears, for they are rain upon the blinding dust of earth, overlying our hard hearts. ~Charles Dickens, Great Expectations, 1860



Anyhow, the hole in the doughnut is at least digestible. ~H.L. Mencken



There are plenty of ways to get ahead. The first is so basic I'm almost embarrassed to say it: spend less than you earn. ~Paul Clitheroe



We have forty-four defenses for him, but he has forty-five ways to score. ~Al Attles, on Nate Archibald



Never explain. Your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe it anyway. ~Elbert Hubbard, A Thousand and One Epigrams, 1911



It's hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. ~Sally Kempton, Esquire, 1970



As a child, my number one best friend was the librarian in my grade school. I actually believed all those books belonged to her. ~Erma Bombeck



The garden is the poor man's apothecary. ~German Proverb



Humor results when society says you can't scratch certain things in public, but they itch in public. ~Tom Walsh



It doesn't make much difference what you study, as long as you don't like it. ~Finley Peter Dunne



Other people's opinion of you does not have to become your reality. ~Les Brown



Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice! ~Charlotte M. Yonge



Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. ~Caryn Leschen



Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. ~H. Jackson Browne



A man paints with his brains and not with his hands. ~Michelangelo