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The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! ~Martin H. Fischer



It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods. ~H.L. Mencken



There are things I have wanted so long that I would only consent to have them if I could keep wanting them. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Although there are many trial marriages... there is no such thing as a trial child. ~Gail Sheehy



Silence is a text easy to misread. ~A.A. Attanasio



It is sometimes as dangerous to be run into by a microbe as by a trolley car. ~J.J. Walsh



Your Business clothes are naturally attracted to staining liquids. This attraction is strongest just before an important meeting. ~Scott Adams



Thus Dante's motto over Inferno applies with equal force to marriage: "Ye who enter here leave all hope behind." ~Emma Goldman, Marriage and Love



If I am not for myself, who will be? ~Pirke Avoth



Psychoanalysis is a technique we practice at our cost; psychoanalysis degrades our risks, our dangers, our depths; it strips us of our impurities, of all that made us curious about ourselves. ~E.M. Cioran



A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition. ~Clare Whiting



The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, "It's a girl." ~Shirley Chisholm



A chord, stronger or weaker, is snapped asunder in every parting, and time's busy fingers are not practiced in re-splicing broken ties. Meet again you may; will it be in the same way? With the same sympathies? With the same sentiments? Will the souls, hurrying on in diverse paths, unite once more, as if the interval had been a dream? Rarely, rarely! ~Edward George Earle Bulwer-Lytton



Fire and gunpowder do not sleep together. ~Proverb



Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. ~Oscar Wilde



But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface. ~Mark Twain



Seven days of no swimming makes one weak. ~Author Unknown



His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets. ~Dorothy Parker



But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see.



Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. ~Paul Harvey