friendship quotes collage

Las Vegas is the only town in the world whose skyline is made up neither of buildings, like New York, nor of trees, like Wilbraham, Massachusetts, but signs. ~Tom Wolfe



I'll shoot my age if I have to live to be 105. ~Bob Hope



Invest a few moments in thinking. It will pay good interest. ~Author Unknown



There's no such thing as fun for the whole family. ~Jerry Seinfeld



God created sex. Priests created marriage. ~Voltaire



A boy who hears a lesson in history ended by the beauty of peace, and how Napoleon brought ruin upon the world and that he should be forever cursed, will not long have much confidence in his teacher. He wants to hear more about the fighting and less about the peace negotiations. ~William Lee Howard, Peace, Dolls and Pugnacity



Other countries have their history. Uruguay has its football. ~Ondino Viera



We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent them. ~Dora Winifred Black Russell



Life is what happens to us while we are making other plans. ~Allen Saunders, 1957



A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. ~James Beard



There are no illegitimate children - only illegitimate parents. ~Leon R. Yankwich



Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. ~Doug Larson



Poker's a day to learn and a lifetime to master. ~Robert Williamson III



We do not do what we want and yet we are responsible for what we are - that is the fact. ~Jean Paul Sartre, Situations, 1939



Children have never been good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them. ~James Baldwin



Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything. ~Charles Kuralt, On the Road With Charles Kuralt



Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. ~Pauline R. Kezer



Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not! ~Author Unknown



There is no hope unmingled with fear, and no fear unmingled with hope. ~Baruch Spinoza



You taught me to be nice, so nice that now I am so full of niceness, I have no sense of right and wrong, no outrage, no passion. ~Garrison Keillor