cool quotes on exams

It isn't what you know that counts, it's what you think of in time. ~Author Unknown



Beauty and folly are generally companions. ~Baltasar Gracian



One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters. ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640



Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. ~Jim Beggs



Don't anthropomorphize computers - they hate it. ~Author Unknown



Life shouldn't be printed on dollar bills. ~Clifford Odets



I do like a little bit of butter to my bread. ~A.A. Milne, When We Were Very Young



Reading - the best state yet to keep absolute loneliness at bay. ~William Styron



Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear - not absence of fear. Except a creature be part coward it is not a compliment to say it is brave. ~Mark Twain, Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar, 1894



Fort Yuma is probably the hottest place on earth. The thermometer stays at one hundred and twenty in the shade there all the time - except when it varies and goes higher. It is a U.S. military post, and its occupants get so used to the terrific heat that they suffer without it. There is a tradition... that a very, very wicked soldier died there, once, and of course, went straight to the hottest corner of perdition, - and the next day he telegraphed back for his blankets. ~Mark Twain, Roughing It, 1872, chapter LVI



Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools. ~Albert Einstein



If A equals success, then the formula is: A = X + Y + Z, where X is work, Y is play, and Z is keep your mouth shut. ~Albert Einstein



Hugs are the universal medicine. ~Author Unknown



People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. ~Faith Resnick



If names are not correct, language will not be in accordance with the truth of things. ~Confucius



My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing. ~Lonzo Idolswine



It takes a lot of experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner. ~Ladies Home Journal, 1948



The best performance improvement is the transition from the nonworking state to the working state. ~J. Osterhout



A play should give you something to think about. When I see a play and understand it the first time, then I know it can't be much good. ~T.S. Eliot, New York Post, 22 September 1963



If triangles had a God, He'd have three sides. ~Old Yiddish Proverb