funny easter quotes

There was a boyishness about Mr. Clemens sometimes that found different modes of expression. Once, when the long corridor of the second floor of the hotel presented a temptingly empty avenue, he hopped, skipped, and ran, and then gave a delicious suggestion of a cake-walk. As soon as a door opened, however, he stopped and assumed a supernaturally grave aspect. ~Elizabeth Wallace, Mark Twain and the Happy Island, 1914



There is no man so good that if he placed all his actions and thought under the scrutiny of the laws, he would not deserve hanging ten times in his life. ~Michel de Montaigne, Essays, 1595



Thou art weighed in the balances, and art found wanting. ~Daniel 5:27



May all your weeds be wildflowers. ~Author Unknown



Don't let the fear of the time it will take to accomplish something stand in the way of your doing it. The time will pass anyway; we might just as well put that passing time to the best possible use. ~Earl Nightingale



I find television to be very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go in the other room and read a book. ~Groucho Marx



God wanted to have a holiday, so He asked St. Peter for suggestions on where to go. "Why not go to Jupiter?" asked St. Peter. "No, too much gravity, too much stomping around," said God. "Well, how about Mercury?" "No, it's too hot there." "Okay," said St. Peter, "what about Earth?" "No," said God, "They're such horrible gossips. When I was there 2000 years ago, I had an affair with a Jewish woman, and they're still talking about it." ~Author Unknown



Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. ~Vince Lombardi



You must question a code of ethics that never impedes your progress. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com



Instead of counting your days, make your days count. ~Author Unknown



The body never lies. ~Martha Graham



Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time. ~H.L. Mencken



When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself. ~Louis Nizer



Did you ever wonder if the person in the puddle is real, and you're just a reflection of him? ~Calvin and Hobbes



A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. ~Sir Winston Churchill



Whether or not you have children yourself, you are a parent to the next generation. If we can only stop thinking of children as individual property and think of them as the next generation, then we can realize we all have a role to play. ~Charlotte Davis Kasl, Finding Joy, 1994



Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough. ~George Moore



Women usually love what they buy, yet hate two-thirds of what is in their closets. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960



No man in the world has more courage than the man who can stop after eating one peanut. ~Channing Pollock



No sight is more provocative of awe than is the night sky. ~Llewelyn Powys